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You know what Jack Burton always says... what the hell?

This is the fan site for Big Trouble in Little
China. Here there is funny jokes upon the icon
movie. This Site also holds oriental facts and cultural information
 

Jack Burton: You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this?
Thunder: Who?
Jack Burton: Jack Burton... ME!

Be sure to reads LO Pans horrors of the world

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My friend Egg chen has posted many of his sex potions be sure to checks these out

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Dont forget to read Confessions of a 2000 year old man and The many horrors of the world

 Who  is jack Burton you may ask?

Jack burton is that guy you wake up with after a night of hard drinking and wake up thinking I, I need to rush out and get the morning after pill! Jack Burton hes the reason teenage girls take birth control because one jack Burton is enough! Jack burton is bitch slap in the face of hoes every where because once he puts those bifocals on bitches know he means business. Jack burton is the living mullet of America. There is no Home Land security only jack burtons hair it like a spider web catching nuclear missles dead!

 

 

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