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LO PANS HORRORS OF THE WORLD!!!

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These are the many horrors of the world not Even I the dark lord Lo Pan Will come near these. These are things of my nightmares!!!

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This picture of a hernia caused by wieght lifting is reason enough Lo Pan dosent work out

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A japanese erotic story based on a true story the Realm of senses is a horrific movie. At the end the man has died of afixiaton during sex and his lover cuts off his penis..they show her sawing through it with a pocket knive. she then shoves it inside her vagina for three days but until caught by the police...no Real penises were harmed in this movie

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This video clip has spread like wild fire over the internet it is by far the grossest things I have seen in my imortal life! Eating Choclat ice cream isnt the same anymore

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Clown Porn yes It is the darkest of evils Nothing can describe the utter pain it brings to my eyes. I once even went blind for three days!!!

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Yes It is true Donald and Rosie are an item I cant imagine the horror of being locked in the room with them as they preform lotus flower bklaaaaaaaaaag magaga sorry I lost it there for a sec anybody got a mop?

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The horror of Trumps hair has been known to blind some and even injure ones reproductive organs. I can only say that my spys have unlocked the truth about his hair

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This furry little ball of fluff may look cute but it is infact a tribble, Unlike most peace loving tribble this tribble is an evil tribble as well as donald trumps head peice...Yes even I Lo Pan Shudder at this sight.

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Hillary Clinton was the second scariest Presedential Candidate Lo Pan has ever seen in his life.Her crocadile tears are said to be used as laxatives. Needless to say she is a crazy bitch! I dont think She's had sex in 10 years add that to metohpase and you have a walking talking atomic bomb. I think her haveing a meltdown would be the scariest thing to happen. Im glad she was excluded I sincelry think she was a possible doomsday president!

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Barrack Obhama is the 3rd scariest canidate he is also in my hall of hatred for his love of clown porn! This man dosent know his left from his right his sanity is so far gone. He's so liberal he married himself

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Kerry was the first scariest presidental canidate ive seen in history. He is so full of shit it seeps from his eyes his sanity is so far gone it's amazing. He refers to vietnam everry 5 seconds. He's so Liberal His shit is rainbow colored. In 2005 I felt he would would possibly be the dooms day president.

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Cheyney has shot a man and he has such a short tem are tper he beats bush when he dosent get his way his outburst are that of a 2 year old child who dosent get it his or her way. Oh and bush is his bitch...

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George Bush there is so much I can say and so little time so Im sure you can come up with plenty of reasons hes scary.

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