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Egg chens sex potions

Love

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My @$@$ is this big!!!

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movies to get you in the mood
Toy story
A soldier and a gentle men
Black hawk down
Deep throat
the realm of senses
Black widow
Driving miss daisy
steel magnolias
Titanic
Tigers big movie
Higlander
 

Aphrodissiacs
 
1) Choped up tiger penis with eye of angry mail man
2) Rotten clam chowder and snail shit
3) Demon turds with a hint of onions and malt liqour
4) dragon penis and bears breast and a splash of racoon urine
5)owl testicles and catipillar sperm
6) owl pellets and camel spit
7) toe nail juice of a middle aged wouman
8) burnt lizard nuts
9)The essence of a car sales men; you may have to burn a real car sales men
10) lastly haggas and anal sepage of hillary clinton
 
Some of these you can burn, drink or lightly spray among yourslef
 
 

Parting words
 
 
I Egg chen Promise you that my genuine art of love will bring you lots of love and if it dose not well mabey your just a dud because if an old shrimp like me can score pootang how can you not!

Lo pan will eat your soul