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Burtons Drinks

Hi Im Jack Burton and Today Im gona teach you how to drink like a man. I have here a list of JAck burton ME! My favorite drinks.
 
Note: for more drinks go to  http://www.webtender.com/ since thats where I got them from.

Long island Ice Tea

Ingredients:

Mixing instructions:

Mix ingredients together over ice in a glass. Pour into shaker and give ONE brisk shake. Pour back into glass and make sure there is a touch of fizz at the top. Garnish with lemon.

Rum and coke

Ingredients:

  • 4 oz Rum (Bacardi)
  • Mixing instructions:

    For an extra kick, use Bacardi 151. If you want a lime taste, use Bacardi Limon.

    8 oz Coca-Cola

Little green man from mars

Ingredients:

Mixing instructions:

Use a large shot glass. Remove stem from one Mint Green Maraschino Cherry and drop in glass. Pour Jägermeister and Rumple Minze.

Creator/contributor's comments:

Great drink for Saint Patrick's Day. You can find Mint Green Maraschino Cherries at most supermarkets in the canned fruit section.

A Peice of ASS

Ingredients:

Mixing instructions:

Put ice in glass. Pour in shots. Fill with Sour Mix.

A southern Screw

Ingredients:

Mixing instructions:

Pour over ice, stir and serve

Jack Hammer

Ingredients:

Mixing instructions:

Pour both shots into one shot glass, straight up!

Creator/contributor's comments:

Excellent birthday shot with a cool name!

Jack and gingere

Ingredients:

Mixing instructions:

Fill glass with ice. Pour Jack Daniels then add ginger ale. Stir.

Creator/contributor's comments:

I prefer the double shot of jack, but the single will do.

J.R's Revenge

Ingredients:

Mixing instructions:

In a mixing glass half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Stir well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

J.R's Godfather

Ingredients:

Mixing instructions:

In an old-fashioned glass almost filled with ice cubes, combine both of the ingredients. Stir to mix the flavors.

 

J.R's  godchild

Ingredients:

Mixing instructions:

In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the boubon, amaretto, and milk. Shake well. Pour into an old-fashioned glass

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