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Lo pans Hall Of Hatred

So many people So little time I supose I should get on with it....

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Carrot top because no matter how big his muscles are and how cool his designer cloting is ...he still not fucking funny.
 
Rossie odonald I once admired this lady for her work with nicolodeon but when he shaved half her head and became a mean bull dike it kinda pissed me off.
 
Rev Jessie jackson not only is he competition to rev lo pan but he is infact a liberal nut case with what looks like raves disease.
 
Bill Clinton for not fulfilling his full potential he could have been swimimg in pussy.
 
Dick cheyney this man scares the shit out of me serousley some photos he looks so angry he could pop out of the photo and strangle you this man obviously has high blood pressure but who wouldnt if they were second in line next to bush jr I mean he's bushes lackey hes a co owner hes a second wheel.
 
George W Bush JR this man is proof we need to let stupid die serously just let darwins natural selection take it's place as nature intended. This man cant seem to find words and he seems distant and far off in his own little fantasy land where bunnys are made out of cotton candy and theres dick cheyney fun house.
 
 
Hillary clinton This bitch is off her fucking rocker thank god she lost 2008 election! This wouman hasnt been laid since the lat 80's She scares Lo pan imensley with her angry pent up sexual rage that she wants to take out upon the country.
 
Barrack obhama Lo pan isnt racist however I would like to see more repuplican blacks it wont happen but it's a nice thought. This man is a avid clown porn viewer and I cant have a man who is turned on by clowns running the country.
 
John lennon ...why because he married yoko ono or however you spell it I mean he could have had a play boy bunny and yes love is about what is inside but serousley what was he attracted to? Plus the nude photos and interview have scared me since the sight of him naked in bed with yoko has scared me for years I seldom listen to the beatles now.
 
Britney Spears this hoe needs to stop haveing kids get out of the spotlight she has tons of royaltys to support her she needs to disapear and be a responsible mom!
 
Conan obrian although some Of his maerial is funny I would love nothing more but to drop him from a fourty story building by his jockeys in an atomic wedgy!
 
David letterman when will this boring shmo die!!!!!!!!
 
Jay leno his chin is not funny it's a medical freak of nature children are said to run not only from his chin but his horrible jokes.
 
colon powell for not sponsoring a laxative company another political icon waster their potential.
 
Chris Crocker for his lame ass weak views he never looks at things from each side he asummes and when you assume you make an ass out of you and me!
 
Tom Cruise and every scientologist I dont even consider them a christian oranization or denomination LO pan is no Bible thumper but being a powerfull socereror of evil I can smell bullshit like a scent hound! And Scientology is a crock of shit.
 
Tom I wish I had his power I must absorb it with his money and hoes.
 
MC hammer for makeing such a horrible cartoon the hammer man. Oh god have you seen this shit! A rapper who picks up a pair of magical shoes given to him by some old fart!
 
Donald Trumph for not getting a descent hair peice the mans a billionair come on a hair peice isnt going to hurt him in the wallet and think of all the sight that would be restored to those who's eye  sight was scorged with his ugly beast that tribble creature!
 
Richard simons for doing like a pony
 
 
 

I have no order of hate of rate I simply drop them in my lair of bowling lava and fire for there skin to melt off.
 
 

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More people to hate soon!!!!!

Lo pan will eat your soul